Please Sega, don't hurt me like this, baby

Eastman
eastman@mastnet.net

Man, Sega, what is up with you? What'd I do, hunny? The Playstation means nothing to me! I was only looking at Tomb Raider 2, I wasn't gonna play it. Baby, one thing we need in this relationship is trust! I'll trust you to bring out good games and you trust me to buy them! Why you hafta take out the 2nd disc on Last Bronx? Is that for the time I played Wave Race 64? I was drunk!!! I didn't know what I was doing, and I barely felt anything, I swear! And lovebunny, please make Quake NetLinkable! You know you want to. I know I played it on computer a few times but that was cuz my friend Gino was in town, and he got me drunk, and... Wait, sweety, don't go! I'm sorry I complained about all the bugs in the Golden version of the NetLink browser! From now on, I won't even notice them. You won't even hear a word about how I can't use any decent IRC servers or list channels, not one word. Come on, Sega, remember that time I bought Virtual On before I had read a review? That was an act of faith, sugarpie. I'll do whatever you want, but you have to make concessions too. Sega, you need to stop hanging out with that Bernie Stolar guy and get back with me instead. I'll treat you real nice, you know it. It'll be just like old times again... You'll see, my little cauliflower.